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Ovo me podseti na GTA - K-Chat xD



   AMY

We're on K-Chat, and so are you. If you're listening, I'm here with Australian
animal lover Mr Zoo. If you've got anything to ask him, why don't you just give
us a call right now.

    MR ZOO

Yeah, great, give us a call right now and I'll tell you anything you need to
know about animals.

    AMY

OK, who's on the line?

    CALLER 1

Is that Pat Flanerdy?

    MR ZOO

G'day, of course it is.

    CALLER 1

And, and you're in Vice City?

    MR ZOO

Yeah.

    CALLER 1

What are you doing here?

    MR ZOO

Promoting animals mate.

    CALLER 1

Don't you remember the court case?

    MR ZOO

Ah, get lost. Amy, uh, let's have another caller.

    AMY

Uh, oh, ok. Whose on line 2? You're through to K-Chat!

    CALLER 2

Don't hang up on me Flanerdy you're meant to be in a hospital you sicko.

    MR ZOO

Hey, easy there mate. Hospitals are for people who don't feel well. I'm at the
top of my game.

    CALLER 2

Are you insane? Don't answer that. I know the answer. You're sick and insane
and you need help.

    MR ZOO

I've got a Visa mate, I've got a Visa. You can't touch me, I'm bonafide. I love
animals. Leave me the hell alone or I'll come by your aquarium and feed you to
the bloody sharks you no good by the book paper pushing murderer. Bobo would
have lived if you'd let me in the tank. I could have cheered him up. I could
have done. Now stay away from me y'here? Name all callers k Aim? Phones are so
impersonal not a two way conversation like the radio.

    AMY

Okay, um, who was that?

    MR ZOO

Wrong number I think.

    AMY

No, it wasn't.

    MR ZOO

Yeah it was, a bloody wrong number. He wanted a plumber and a Chinese. I was
speaking to him in Australian.

    AMY

OK, cool. Uh, what was that about the aquarium?

    MR ZOO

Nothing babe, all in the past, long time ago. I was tricked into saying
something I regretted.

    AMY

Oh, cool. That happens to me all the time.

    MR ZOO

I can see that love. Yeah, big mistake, never trust a judge or a mental health
tribunal, never. Only trust animals.

    AMY

Ok, and what did they make you say?

    MR ZOO

Nothing babe! Oh, it was a long time ago look. I brought a little surprise for
you. It's a little female plague rat. See how relaxed she is with me? I've got
special powers. She's a lot like a little Joey kangaroo in a lot of ways, you
know what I mean love?

    AMY

What did they make you say?

    MR ZOO

I've also brought a menacing trouser snake. Would ya like to see it? Look at
this it's a little frog in my pocket. Calm as you like, not even awake. Awh
he's died. Anyway, in this pocket I've got a baby dwarf giraffe I birthed this
morning, see she's still covered in fluid from her mum's womb. Wow, isn't that
fabulous?

    AMY

Ooh that's grody. What did they make you say at the mental health judge?

    MR ZOO

Nothing babe. Nothing at all. Long time ago, it was a bad period in my life. I
wasn't sleeping, I was heartbroken like a platypus. D'ya know a platypus only
gets a bill after its mate breaks its heart by sleeping with its brother? I
know all about that. I was crying my eyes out for weeks. On all kinds of pills
for my nerves. Couldn't move, couldn't talk. I was cooing like a dove. Please
darling, let's move on. D'ya want me to talk to a parrot?

    AMY

Now I'm really curious, what did they make you say?

    MR ZOO

Ii love yoou!

    AMY

You do? I never knew!

    MR ZOO

They made say I love ya!

    AMY

Oh, I made my boyfriend say it and he slept with my best friend. I think we're
bonding now.

    MR ZOO

Noo. We ain't bonding ya halfwit. We're miles apart. I hate ya! They made me
say I love ya to Bobo.

    AMY

Who was Bobo?

    MR ZOO

Bobo was the most beautiful creature that was ever on the earth. Ever at all,
really beautiful.

    AMY

Who was she?

    MR ZOO

He, he, he!

    AMY

Okay okay, he.

    MR ZOO

He was a dolphin. And I loved him. And I knew him properly. You people could
never understand. It's natural. We were identical. From a genertergorcial
perspective. And Bobo was really unhappy. Putting on a show every day like a
circus animal. They thought they caught me doing something, but they never did,
Aim, they never did. We were only cuddling. How can people take that the wrong
way? Babe, they took me away and they locked me up. Then Bobo died of a broken
heart.

    AMY

He did? That's awful. But, eww, oh. Just a second you sick bastard! Security!

    MR ZOO

I love ya more then you can imagine!

    AMY

Call the police someone, please help me! This guy is molting animals. Ooh, it's
gross!

    MR ZOO

Aim, I only wanted to be loved. Properly mind and he's gone.

    DOC

Pat, it's Doctor Phillips.

    MR ZOO

Get lost doc. I got out I'm fine. Me and me friends are travelling around in a
black van and solving crimes and running from the Colonel.

    DOC

Pat, I'm coming in.

    MR ZOO

Stay away from me!

    DOC

Pat, you've been a very bad boy, come on we're going home now Pat.

    MR ZOO

Stay away from me, I've got a poisonous lizard in my boot he'll kill ya in two
seconds.

    OTHER

Pat, please, we've been through this, you're not well. Bobo is dead. It's time
to get back on the medication and start piecing your life back together. While
locked up in a padded cell for a very long time, or until you die.

    MR ZOO

Is it that time again Doc?

    DOC

Yes Pat, it is. C'mon. Put on the straight jacket. Look, it's even got your
initials on it. And swallow this.

    MR ZOO

Oh thanks Doc. Did I tell ya I love animals and they love me? I got a message.
Look for a wall at the china hand...

    OTHER

I'm really sorry about that. Pat is a very, very sick man. We rarely let the
dangerously ill out into society. And when we do, it's not always fatal.

    AMY

Okay, great.

    DOC

Get this crack head out of here. Sorry to be a bother.

    AMY

Oh, ah, um no bother.

    DOC

C'mon, don't bang his head. Those bruises show!

    AMY

I never knew animals were so interesting. We'll be back after this. You're on
K-Chat. Don't go away.
 
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