amerikanci.....

Ja sam iz nekog filma zapamtio dva-tri komada....

Keva ti je tako debela da cale kada hoce da vodi ljubav sa njom, mora prvo da je uvalja u brasno pa zatim da trazi vlazno mesto.

Keva ti je tako debela da cale kada hoce da vodi ljubav sa njom prvo je udari po dupetu da izazove talase pa ceka da vidi gde je prosep.

Keva ti je tako debela da kais stavlja bumerangom.

Etc...

A kod nas inace nema prozivanja kevi? Dok sam isao u srednju bilo je to veoma aktuelno, naravno nismo se ozbiljno prozivali, to je vise kao neko takmicenje ko ce koga lepse da spusti . I nije ni malo lako ucestvovati, treba i tu znanja 

hehehe Ima još fora iz filmova.


"Keva ti je toliko debela,da kad sam se posle sexa tri puta okrenuo i još sam bio na njoj".

"Keva ti je tolio debela da kenja celo pile u komadu".

Ne, nego zato sto je lame...

Jedna rec: niggaz.

Ma dobri su, ima u više filmova tih fora sa kevom, jer su crnci posebno osetljivi kada im se pomene keva u negativnom kontekstu . . .  (jer velika većina njih i ne upozan ćaleta) 

Imaju crnje dobrih fazona, setite se Napaljenih uličara, Im gonna git you, sucka, i sličnih . . .

Evo još jedne fore iz emisije:
-Tvoja mama je toliko ružna, da kada je rođena, njena majka je rekla ,,Kakvo blago"! , a otac je na to rekao: ,,Da, hajde da ga zakopamo"! 

Evo još nekih fora iz emisije na engleskom:

1. Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

2. Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

3. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

4. Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

5. Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

6. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

7. Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

8. Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

9. Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

10. Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

11. Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

12. Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

13. Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

14. Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

15. Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

1. Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

2. Yo mama like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

3. Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

4. Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

5. Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

6. Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

7. Yo mama like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

8. Yo mama like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

9. Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

10. Yo mama like a racing car...she burns four rubbers in one night!

11. Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

12. Yo mama like mustard, she spreads easy.

13. Yo mama like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.

14. Yo mama like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.

15. Yo mama like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.

16. Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

17. Yo mama like lettuce, 25 cents a head.

18. Yo mama like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it.

19. Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap

20. Yo mama like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.

21. Yo mama like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

22. Yo mama like a window, always open.

23. Yo mama like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

24. Yo mama like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.

25. Yo mama like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.

26. Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

27. Yo mama like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear.

28. Yo mama like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

29. Yo mama like a refrigerator everyone puts their meat in her.

30. Yo mama like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.

31. Yo mama like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.

32. Yo mama like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy.

33. Yo mama like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.

34. Yo mama like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.