Position 1 - Patching the Kernel




The female kneels facing the male and applies her mouth to his organ, giving him
oral gratification. Should be repeated as often as possible for best results.



Position 2 - Backend Arch



The male lays on his back. The female faces away from him and lowers herself onto his prong,
achieving penetration. She arches backwards and pumps her hips up and down.



Position 3 - Downloading the Drivers



The female lies supine and the male grasps her legs, lifting her lower body up and angling it downward. Spreading her legs, he inserts himself into her from behind and thrusts until downloading is complete.



Position 4 - Mounting the Hard Disk



The male lays on his back and the female faces him and mounts his hard member, then rides it till it becomes floppy.



Position 5 - Congress of the GNU



The male approaches the crouching female from the rear. He inserts himself into her, and while they unite, she places one or both hands on the floor for added stability.



Position 6 - Spanning-Tree Protocol Posture



The male stands upright and supports the female as she wraps her legs around him. He holds her under the legs, supporting her weight while their data path remains active.



Position 7 - Embedding the Stack



The female reclines on her back with legs spread. The male kneels between her legs and leans forward, embedding himself in her.



Position 8 - 01000101 = 45 = 69



The classic 69 position, in which both partners give and receive oral gratification simultaneously, creating a nonhierarchical loop. May be performed in hex, binary, or decimal, according to your preference.



Position 9 - Forking the Code




The partners face one another, seated, legs extended. They join at the root, uniting their organs of procreation, then lean their upper bodies away from each other, resting weight on their hands.



Position 10 - Loading the Queue



The male stands behind the female as she bends over and extends one leg backward, resting her weight on one or both hands. He holds her body in alignment while executing his install.



Position 11 - Partitioning the Drive



The female lays on her side with legs parted. The male lifts her upper leg and, spreading them apart, inserts himself. During
sex, he should make sure that her legs do not overlap.

 

Position 12 - Piercing the Firewall



The partners stand facing each other. The female raises one foot and the male grasps and holds her upraised leg while breaching the
gates of her yoni.