Just thought I'd share this with you, apologies if it's been posted before.


Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.

Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: There's only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.

Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback.

Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous
sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

Bolton - Anne Widdecombe: You wouldn't, you couldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth.

Manchester United - Catherine Zeta Jones: Used to look great until they were shafted by an old fat American with too much money

 

Esktra... Pogotovo za Mančester

 

 

Ludilo

Najjace mi je za Njukasl,a za Liverpul ziva istina(ko zna ko je Sofi Elis Bekstor,zna o cemu pricam)

 e Iceman pa ti nisi normalan ima nas koji neznamo engleski...   

prepoznajem samo nazive klubova 

A imena. 

pa jedino mi  Pamela Anderson zvuči poznato