Plavi ekran smrti ubiva na mesto zar ne? Ili u pojam ako nista drugo. Neko je verovatno izludeo, neki inzenjer pa sastavio haiku verzije Majkrosoftovih gresaka... 

            Your file was so big.
            It might be very useful.
            But now it is gone.
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            The Web site you seek
            cannot be located, but
            Countless more exist.
            ---------------------
            Chaos reigns within.
            Reflect, repent, and reboot.
            Order shall return.
            ---------------------
            Program aborting:
            Close all that you have worked on.
            You ask far too much.
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            Window's NT crashed.
            I am the Blue Screen of Death.
            No one hears your screams.
            ---------------------
            Yesterday it worked.
            Today it is not working.
            Windows is like that.
            ---------------------
            First snow, then silence.
            This thousand-dollar screen dies
            So beautifully.
            ---------------------
            With searching comes loss
            And the presence of absence:
            "My Novel" not found.
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            The Tao that is seen
            Is not the true Tao - until
            You bring fresh toner.
            ---------------------
            Stay the patient course.
            Of little worth is your ire.
            The network is down.
            ---------------------
            A crash reduces
            Your expensive computer
            To a simple stone.
            ---------------------
            Three things are certain! :
            Death, taxes and lost data.
            Guess which has occurred.
            ---------------------
            You step in the stream,
            But the water has moved on.
            This page is not here.
            ---------------------
            Out of memory.
            We wish to hold the whole sky,
            But we never will.
            ---------------------
            Having been erased,
            The document you're seeking
            Must now be retyped.
            ---------------------
            Serious error.
            All shortcuts have disappeared.
            Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Eve ga odakle sam to bestidno i bezobrazno prepisao:

http://www.rizalalmashoor.com/blog/release-engineering-haiku/

Odo da jem leba 

Ови су ми је најјачи.

 Meni su ova tri luda- jebes Tao i Tao filozofiju ako nemas toner       

            The Tao that is seen
            Is not the true Tao - until
            You bring fresh toner.

            A crash reduces
            Your expensive computer
            To a simple stone.
           
            Serious error.
            All shortcuts have disappeared.
            Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Ma nemate pojma!   

Ova je najbolja:

            Chaos reigns within.
            Reflect, repent, and reboot.
            Order shall return.

Ovo je ludo!