Gluposti koje frajeri vole da bubnu Ove izjave će vas zasigurno nasmejati i navesti da se zapitate šta se do đavola dešava u muškom mozgu.
Već smo pisali o tome da muškarci zaista imaju talenat da vas razbesne, ali ponekad u isto vreme učine da se osećate dobro. Kosmopolitan je napravio listu takvih gluposti koje su njihove čitateljke imale čast da čuju od dečka ili muža. Mi smo odabrali nekoliko najzanimljivijih. Pročitajte i nasmejte se!
"Prošle nedelje, moj dečko mi je rekao: 'Kada god počneš da zevaš, poželim da ti gurnem penis u usta.' To čini da ne poželim da se ikada osetim pospano kad je u mojoj blizini."
"Radila sam veoma naporno mesec dana i smršala 1,5 kilograma. Kada sam se pohvalila mom dečku, on je pitao: 'Šta si uradila? Otišla u WC?'"
"Posle izlaska iz kupatila, moj dečko je podelio svoje misli: 'Draga, ja sam upravo pregledao moju guzu u ogledalu i došao sam do zaključka da je zaista ravna i da desni guz izgleda bolje od levog. Šta ti misliš?'"
"Jednom mi je rekao: 'Volim sve u vezi tebe, a posebno te velike stvari!" Velike stvari su bile moje grudi.'"
"Bila sam u drugoj sobi, kada je povikao iz sveg glasa 'Draga, dolazi odmah! Moj penis izgleda kao Gonzov nos!'"
“Tuširali smo se zajedno i u jednom trenutku shvatim da stavlja regenerator na stidne i dlake na grudima. Objasnio je ‘Važno je da budu mekane i svilenkaste.’ Bio je savršeno ozbiljan”
“Dok je čitao uputstvo iz kutijice sa tamponima, upitao je: ‘Bože,da li se napališ kada ih gurneš?’”
“Jedno jutro dok smo ležali u krevetu, primetila sam da drži moj brushalter, rukama ga pridržavajući za korpice, veoma zaintrigiran. Konačno je progovorio: ‘Draga! Mogao bih da jedem kornfleks iz ovog!’”
“Pitala sam dečka kako mi izgleda kosa. Njegov odgovor: ‘Bolje nego obično.’”
“Rekla sam dečku kako se bojim da ostanem u drugom stanju jer će mi se raširiti kukovi. Odgovorio je: ‘Ne vidim kako tvoji kukovi mogu da postanu veći od ovog, a i ako se to desi, zašto je to loša stvar?’"
“Dok smo odmarali, masirao mi je noge i rekao ‘Tvoje noge su tako lepe da uopšte nije važno što si tako niska.’ ”
"Jednom prilikom moj dečko se mučio da mi skine brushalter. U šali sam rekla: 'zar tvoja bivša nikada nije nosila brus??' Odgovorio je: 'Ne, mi nikada nismo bili obučeni.'?"
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!
You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God...
Our generation will have to repent not only for the words and acts of the Children of Darkness, but also for the fear and apathy of the Children of Light." Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
O Partizane,o sampione,uz Tebe uvek smo mi,zato pobedi!Pesme se ore,i baklje gore,jer mi smo tvoji GROBARI! GNP! 2pac R.I.P. Pile,brate,pocivaj u miru!
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