a vala je vise licio na djevojcicu nego na muskarca kad je imao dugu plavu kosu...

On je suvise naduvan,podignut u nebesa...Zao mi je sto mu se desio ovakav fijasko... :anger:

Bilo mi je mrsko da prevodim, pa evo vica (nastao posle utakmice Portugal - Engleska) na engleskom:

Louis Figo, Zinedine Zidane, and David Beckham are all summoned up to the gates of St.Peter, for God to decide if they are worthy of a place in heaven or not.

God is sitting on a great white throne, and as the three approach, his voice booms out:

"Louis! Tell me why you are deserving of a place in heaven - tell me why you love football"

Figo replies:

"Football brings together the people of all the world, and unites them in the love for a game which is beautiful and pure, and rises above boundries of race and creed"

"Wonderful" Replies God "Come now Louis, and take this seat to the left of my own."

He then asks for Zidane to apparoach and says "Tell me Zinedine, why do you feel yourself worthy of a place by my side? What does football represent to you?"

Zidane replies:

"Football is something of beauty and joy where all man are equal, and where all men respect eachother as their equals. It is something which is to me - life itself."

God replies "Thankyou Zinedine" And gestures for Zidane to take the seat to his right.

Then Beckham steps forward, and God says:

"Ah, David - I suppose you want your ball back?"

xoxoxoxo krvav vic

Jos samo da ugradi silikone i bice ista Viktorija

Baletan