I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying:   "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just
traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation.  I tell him,
"No........ I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in
the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"