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Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song!

(He's the man!) (He's the man!)
I don't take no crap from anybody [else but you]
I wear the pants around here [when I finish with your laundry]
Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight [When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"]
I'm the man of this house [until you get home]

(He's the man!) (He's the man!)
What I say goes around here [right out the window]
and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining [so I'll shut up]
The sooner you learn who's Boss around here [The sooner you can give me my orders, dear]
Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here [but it's all in my head]

(He's the man!) (He's the man!)
And I can have sex anytime [that you want it]
Coz I'm a man who has needs [but there not that important]
And don't expect any flowers from me [Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewlrey]
I'm the King of my castle [when you're not around]

(He's the man!) (He's the man!)
And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna [get in trouble]
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready [to sleep on the couch]
Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do [And I'm gonna do what you tell me to]
Because I'm Top dog around here [but I've been neutered]

(He's the man!) (He's the man!) (You the man!)